babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

paperiot:

makeshiftbookmark:

alexandradalemathews:

abiteofeverythingicanfind:

radionuclide:

pwnedepicfail:

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

The horrifying thing is that this is true.

Yeah

PREACH

This happens A LOT.

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you

dean ambrose and his obsession with torturing seth rollins 

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
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